Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To circle like a lost chicken in a room or tiny space while staring at your phone on Facebook waiting for some stupid comment

I've been facepacing for 2 hours and no one even said hello

Staring at my phone like it's going to explode if I don't get a comment

Facepacing so hard I almost walked into the wall again

2

Walking in circles like a mad person on Facebook waiting for someone to say something useful

Facepacing so much I forgot what day it was

I facepace so much my feet hurt and my brain is dead

Walking in circles like I'm trying to escape my own life

3

Strolling in loops while on Facebook waiting for some idiot to comment

I've been looping for so long my phone is now my best friend

Strolling in loops like I'm trying to find my own mind

Looping so hard I almost facepalmed myself

4

Walking in circles like a confused donkey on Facebook waiting for someone to say something

Facepacing like my brain is on fire and my phone is the only hope

I walked in circles so much I got a new nickname: The Donkey of Facebook

Walking in circles while my brain is screaming for a comment

5

Walking in circles like a lost puppy on Facebook waiting for someone to comment

Facepacing so much I think my phone is now my soul

I walked in circles so much my legs are now confused

Lost puppy mode activated because no one commented

6

Going in circles like a drunk worm on Facebook waiting for someone to comment

Facepacing so hard I think my phone is now my ex

Walking in circles like I’ve been drinking my own comments

Drunk worm mode activated because I waited too long for a comment