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When you wake up after a night of drinking and instead of feeling sick you feel like you’ve been publicly shamed because you friended every stranger you met at the bar.
DM: 'Why did you friend the guy who looked like a raccoon?'
Post: 'I friended 12 people last night. I’m not proud.'
Text: 'I have 7 new friends. I don’t even know who they are.'