Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Looking like a face so hard it feels like your face is trying to beat you up.

My face is so intense, it looks like it wants to eat my lunch.

This face is like a horror movie, but with more cheese.

I walked in the room and my face was like, 'I'm here, and I'm not messing around.'

2

When you're so close to someone that you might as well be breathing through their nose.

I had to talk to my dad in person, and it was like he was my buddy from the 80s.

Chatting with my ex in real life felt like a slap in the face and a free drink.

My mom came to my house and it was like she was trying to take over my life.

3

Drinking shots so fast it’s like you’re trying to kill the bartender.

Shots to the face! I drank so fast I got a headache and a promotion.

I took three shots in one go, and now I’m famous.

My friend drank shots like they were his job, and I just watched it happen.

4

Smoking a whole blunt so fast it’s like you’re trying to become a cloud.

I smoked that blunt so fast, I looked like a smoke monster.

That blunt was like a full meal, and I ate it in one bite.

I smoked the whole thing, and now I’m a legend.

5

Sitting on someone’s face like it’s your new couch.

I sat on my little brother’s face, and he cried like it was a sad movie.

My friend sat on my face during the party, and I got a standing ovation.

My mom sat on my face, and now I’m the boss of the house.

6

Doing something so dumb it’s like your brain got hit with a brick.

I wore my pajamas to work, and my boss was like, 'What is this? A crime scene?'

I tried to talk to my dog and it just stared at me like I was an idiot.

I ate my homework, and now I’m famous.

7

When something happens that’s so weird, it’s like your brain just exploded.

I saw my teacher eat a whole pizza, and now I’m confused.

My dog walked into my house wearing a hat, and I was like, 'What is this? A dream?'

I saw my cousin dance in a pool, and I was like, 'That’s not normal.'