facenesia

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When you see a face and think it's someone else but it's not and you're too lazy to care.

I saw my teacher and thought it was my mom. Same face. Same laziness.

He walked in and I said 'Hey dad' and it was my brother. Classic facenesia.

I saw my friend and said 'Hey stranger' and it was my friend. Facenesia, baby.

When your brain refuses to remember who people are and just calls them 'that guy' forever.

'That guy in the back' has been my teacher for three years.

I still call my uncle 'that guy from the store' even though I've seen him every week.

My friend's name is Alex. I call him 'that guy from the pizza place'.

When you walk into a room and everyone looks familiar but no one's who you think they are.

I walked into class and thought I was in the wrong room. Turns out I just forgot everyone's face.

I saw my friend and thought it was my ex. Both are bad at remembering faces.

I walked into a party and thought I was at my cousin's wedding. Facenesia hit me like a brick.

When your brain is like 'I don't know who this is' and your mouth is like 'I'm gonna pretend I do.'

He walked in and I said 'Hey' and it was my dad. I didn't know who he was. I said 'Hey' anyway.

My teacher walked in and I said 'Hey mom' and it was my teacher. Classic facenesia.

I saw my friend and said 'Hey stranger' and it was my friend. I'm just bad at remembering faces.

When you see someone and think they're your ex but it's just your friend and you're too tired to care.

I saw my friend and thought it was my ex. It was my friend. I was too tired to care.

I walked into the hallway and thought it was my ex. It was my friend. I didn't care.

I saw my friend and thought it was my ex. It was my friend. Facenesia is strong with this one.