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Two sisters. One looks like a celebrity. The other looks like they just crawled out of a sewer and forgot to brush their teeth.

My sister is a goddess. My other sister is a greasy pizza box.

One is a queen. The other is a hot dog with no sauce.

My sister is a model. My other sister is a raccoon wearing a helmet.

Two girls. One is a beauty. The other is a disaster waiting to happen. And it’s usually the same disaster every time.

My sister is a beauty. My other sister is a disaster with a bad attitude.

One is a princess. The other is a monster in a prom dress.

One is a goddess. The other is a ghost who forgot to put on makeup.

Two sisters. One is a looker. The other is so average, they might as well be invisible.

My sister is a looker. My other sister is a blob wearing socks.

One is a star. The other is a streetlamp that fell into a pool.

One is a fire. The other is a wet matchstick.