facemum

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A fake mom you put on Facebook so it looks like you have a real life. She’s not your mom. She’s just some lady who let you use her profile.

My facemum is my ex’s aunt. She let me use her profile so I looked cool.

I put my neighbor’s mom as my facemum. She didn’t even know.

My facemum is my cousin’s grandma. She’s 80 and thinks Facebook is a game.

A made-up mom on your Facebook. She’s not real. She’s just someone who let you borrow her profile for a laugh.

I put my gym instructor as my facemum. She’s 50 and thinks I’m a genius.

My facemum is my friend’s dog. She’s not a person. She’s a dog with a profile.

I listed my math teacher as my facemum. She’s still mad about it.

A phony mom on your Facebook. She’s not your mom. She’s just a random person who let you use her profile so you could look important.

My facemum is my uncle’s girlfriend. She’s 27 and thinks I’m a rockstar.

I put my pizza delivery guy as my facemum. He’s got 1,000 likes.

My facemum is my neighbor’s kid. She doesn’t even know who I am.