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When you abandon your Facebook like a trash can and let drunk kids and your dumb friends go wild. They change your name to something stupid, post your grandma's hot dog pics, and make your aunt say she likes anal sex. You just laugh, untag everyone, and move on.
My name is now 'FartMcGee' and my ex is my 'favorite' again.
My grandma's vacation photo was replaced with a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses.
My aunt's status says 'I like anal sex' and she won't stop laughing.