facemouth bitch

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A person who can't shut up and sounds like they're screaming into a phone.
'I told you I was gonna win, and I did, and you didn't even believe me, and now you're gonna regret it!'
'I had to wait 10 minutes for the bus, and it was worth it, and I'm telling you right now, it was worth it!'
'I'm not just talking a lot, I'm talking so much my brain is gonna explode!'
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A human who talks so much it feels like they’re trying to fill the silence with noise.
'I said I was going to the store, and I did, and I bought chips, and I like chips, and you don’t!'
'I can talk for hours, and I will, and you won’t stop me!'
'I’m not just talking, I’m talking so much my voice is gonna break!'
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Someone who talks like they’re giving a speech to a room full of people who don’t want to listen.
'I walked past three people, and none of them said hi, and I’m gonna remember that forever!'
'I told you I was tired, and I was, and I still had to talk for another 10 minutes!'
'I’m not just talking, I’m talking so much I might need a drink!'
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A person who talks so much it’s like they’re trying to prove they’re the most important person in the room.
'I got a B on my test, and it was because I was distracted by my friend, and I told you that already, and you didn’t listen!'
'I’m talking so much my words are coming out in a rush, and you can’t even keep up!'
'I’m not just talking, I’m talking so much I might need a break!'
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A human who talks like they’re on a mission to make everyone else feel like they’re not important.
'I talked for 10 minutes, and you didn’t even say anything, and now I’m mad!'
'I had to talk about my dog for 15 minutes, and I’m not done yet!'
'I’m not just talking, I’m talking so much my brain is on fire!'
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A person who talks like they’re trying to out-talk everyone else in the room.
'I talked so much my voice is gone, and I still had to talk more!'
'I’m not just talking, I’m talking so much I might need a nap!'
'I told you I was going to talk a lot, and I did, and I’m not done yet!'
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