facemous

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A facemous is someone you know through Facebook. They're not your friends. They're just people who like your stupid selfies.

My ex's ex is facemous. She's still on my list.

I have 500 facemous. None of them know who I am.

My uncle added me because he saw my profile picture. He thought I was a girl.

A facemous romance is when two people act like they're in love just so their friends can laugh at them.

They posted 17 messages in one day. It was a love story. Also a tragedy.

They're dating because they both wanted to be facemous.

They broke up because they ran out of emojis.

When two of your facemous start dating and they can't stop posting about it. It's like they're paid to post.

They posted a picture of their dog. The dog was in love with both of them.

They sent each other 100 messages in one day. I got 3 of them.

They made a group chat just to talk about their love life.

A facemous party is when English-speaking people have a big party in a country where people speak a different language. It's like a bad idea.

They had a party in Romania. No one spoke English. I got stuck with a guy who only said 'Miercuri bine.'

They rented a whole restaurant. Nobody knew what the menu was.

They tried to sing 'Happy Birthday' in Romanian. It was like a war.

When you use Facebook to flirt with old flames or people you should have dated. It's like you're still in high school.

He messaged me 10 times. I blocked him. He messaged me again.

She still follows me. I don't know why.

He asked me out. I said no. He posted it on Facebook.

A facemous person is someone famous for their face. Like they're not famous for anything else. Just their face.

She's famous for her nose. Everyone knows her nose.

He's famous for his beard. I've seen that beard in 10 pictures.

They're famous for their eyes. I've seen those eyes in 500 posts.

A facemous dad is a 45-year-old man who posts 98% of his pictures with his 20-year-old daughter. He's trying to look cool. He's not.

He posted a picture of his daughter in a bikini. His wife was in the background. She looked sad.

He posted 10 pictures of his daughter. He didn't post one of his wife.

He's trying to look like a dad. He looks like a creep.