Facemocking

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When you laugh at Facebook posts that are supposed to be serious. Usually for people who post nonsense and want everyone to care about their sad life.
'My cat died. I will never love again.', Facemocking: 'Your cat? Really? What’s next, your goldfish?'
'I got a B+ on my math test. I’m dying.', Facemocking: 'You’re not dying. You’re just sad. Get over it.'
'I’m so lonely.', Facemocking: 'You’re not lonely. You’re just bad at talking to people.'
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Making fun of Facebook users who act like their life is a drama series. They post too much and want everyone to care about their problems.
'I broke up with my crush. My life is over.', Facemocking: 'You just broke up. Your life is not over. It’s just paused.'
'My dog ate my homework. I’m doomed.', Facemocking: 'Your dog? Your homework? You’re doomed? Please.'
'I failed my test. I will never pass.', Facemocking: 'You just failed once. You’re not a failure. You’re just tired.'
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When you mock Facebook users who post too much and act like the world revolves around them. They’re usually full of themselves and want pity.
'I’m so tired. My life is a nightmare.', Facemocking: 'Your life is not a nightmare. It’s just a bad week.'
'I got a C on my science test. I’m a failure.', Facemocking: 'You got a C. You’re not a failure. You’re just lazy.'
'My crush doesn’t like me. I’m never going to be loved.', Facemocking: 'You’re not never going to be loved. You’re just not loved right now.'
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When you mock Facebook users who think they’re the center of the universe. They post too much and act like everyone should care about their sad little life.
'I cried today. My life is so sad.', Facemocking: 'You cried. Your life is not sad. It’s just sad for one day.'
'I got a bad grade. I’m a failure.', Facemocking: 'You got a bad grade. You’re not a failure. You’re just not good at math.'
'I’m so lonely. No one loves me.', Facemocking: 'You’re not lonely. You’re just bad at making friends.'
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When you mock Facebook users who post way too much and act like their problems are the end of the world. They’re usually full of themselves and want everyone to care.
'I failed my test. My life is over.', Facemocking: 'You failed a test. Your life is not over. It’s just paused.'
'I broke up with my crush. I’m heartbroken.', Facemocking: 'You broke up. You’re not heartbroken. You’re just sad.'
'I got a bad grade. I’m never going to pass.', Facemocking: 'You got a bad grade. You’re not never going to pass. You’re just not ready yet.'
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