facemire

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#faceplant king#concrete god#wall whisperer

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the only guy who can walk on concrete like it's a sidewalk and then face-plant into a wall like it's a personal grudge
He walked on the floor like it was a throne, then face-planted into a wall like it owed him money.
He took a step on concrete like it was a challenge, then face-planted into a door like it was his ex.
He walked on the sidewalk like it was a stage, then face-planted into a mirror like it was a betrayal.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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the only man who can walk on solid ground and then crash into a wall like it was a surprise party
He walked like he owned the floor, then crashed into a wall like it was a trap.
He strolled on concrete like it was a VIP lounge, then crashed into a wall like it was a slap in the face.
He walked on solid ground like it was a dream, then crashed into a wall like it was a curse.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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the only guy who can walk on concrete and then face-plant into a wall like it's a daily routine
He walked on concrete like it was his job, then face-planted into a wall like it was his lunch break.
He walked on the floor like it was a ritual, then face-planted into a wall like it was a habit.
He walked on solid ground like it was a hobby, then face-planted into a wall like it was a side gig.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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