Facemerk

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When some jerk logs into your Facebook and posts something stupid and embarrassing while you're busy doing something else.

My mom posted 'I love my dog more than my kid' at 2 a. m. while I was sleeping.

My brother posted 'I eat pizza for breakfast' when I was in the middle of a test.

My crush posted 'I like cats more than you' right before our date.

Someone steals your Facebook and writes something so bad it makes you want to hide under a blanket.

My Facebook said 'I eat cereal for dinner' when I was at a fancy restaurant.

My friend posted 'I failed my math test' on my account while I got an A.

My mom posted 'I think my kid is a monster' when I was trying to be cool.

When your Facebook gets hacked and someone writes something so stupid it ruins your whole day.

My Facebook said 'I like tacos more than my mom' when I was trying to be polite.

My friend posted 'I hate school' on my account when I was getting straight A's.

My brother said 'I think my sister is a weirdo' when I was trying to be nice.

When someone uses your Facebook to post something so dumb it makes you want to scream and throw your phone.

My Facebook said 'I think my dog is better than my teacher' when I was trying to be smart.

My friend posted 'I eat ice cream for lunch' on my account when I was eating a salad.

My mom said 'I think my kid is a troublemaker' when I was trying to be cool.

Someone takes over your Facebook and writes something so weird it makes you want to cry and hide in a closet.

My Facebook said 'I think my cat is my best friend' when I was trying to be awesome.

My brother posted 'I like video games more than my sister' on my account when I was trying to be nice.

My crush said 'I think my dog is better than you' right before our date.

When your Facebook gets stolen and someone writes something so stupid it makes you want to punch them in the face.

My Facebook said 'I think my dog is the president' when I was trying to be smart.

My friend posted 'I eat cereal for dinner' on my account when I was eating pizza.

My mom said 'I think my kid is a total loser' when I was trying to be cool.