facemelt

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when something is so good it feels like your face is dripping off your head like melted cheese
That pizza was a facemelt. I ate it so fast I looked like a raccoon with a faceburn.
The concert was a facemelt. I was screaming so loud my neighbors called the cops.
That meme was a facemelt. I laughed so hard my face looked like it was boiling.
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when everything hits the fan and you drop to the floor like a f***ing idiot, making a fool of yourself
My math test was a facemelt. I failed so bad I cried in the hallway.
That movie was a facemelt. I laughed so hard I fell off the couch.
My dog's face was a facemelt. He ate the whole cake and looked like he was about to explode.
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a party so wild it turns your face into a f***ing mess, like it’s been through a blender
That party was a facemelt. I drank so much I walked like a drunk duck.
The surprise birthday was a facemelt. I was so happy I facepalmed my friend.
That dance-off was a facemelt. I was so tired I fell asleep on the floor.
4
just listen to that song and let your brain f***ing explode from pure awesomeness
That song was a facemelt. I got so hyped I screamed at my neighbor.
I listened to that track and had a facemelt. I was dancing like a maniac in my living room.
My sister called that song a facemelt. She was singing along like it was a concert.
5
when a guitar player f***ing shreds so hard it feels like your ears are on fire and your soul is screaming
That guitar solo was a facemelt. I was screaming so loud my dog ran away.
The shredding was a facemelt. I was so happy I facepalmed my friend.
That guitar player had a facemelt. I was so into it I forgot to eat my lunch.
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when a guy f***ing shoots a load so big on a girl’s face it looks like she’s melting in slow motion
That guy had a facemelt. I saw it and laughed so hard I cried.
My friend had a facemelt. He looked like he had a facepalm and a faceburn at the same time.
That moment was a facemelt. I was so grossed out I ran out of the room.
7
when you hit that ketamine and your brain f***ing explodes like a spaceship going supernova
That ketamine was a facemelt. I was so tripped out I drew on my face with markers.
My friend had a facemelt. He looked like he was in another dimension.
That k-hole was a facemelt. I was so messed up I talked to my ceiling like it was my best friend.
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