Facemeat

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The gross meat they put in your sandwich that looks like it came from a dead raccoon’s face. It’s the stuff that makes you question why you ever ate meat again.

My lunch was so bad I thought I was eating a dead animal's face.

That hot dog was like a slap from a meaty ghost.

I opened my sandwich and it looked like a face had exploded.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

The squishy part of your face that you can't escape. It's the reason you look like you've been hit by a truck every morning.

My facemeat looked like it had been through a war.

I tried to hide my facemeat behind my hair, but it still showed.

My facemeat is so bad I could scare a ghost.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

That weird pink thing on cartoon animals that makes them look like they're about to cry. It’s the reason you know Sonic the Hedgehog is lying about being cool.

Mickey Mouse’s facemeat is so fake it’s like he’s wearing a mask.

Sonic’s facemeat looks like it’s been painted by a toddler.

I don’t trust any cartoon animal with a facemeat.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago