facemask

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A smelly face cover you wear when you're trying to hide how ugly you are or when you're about to punch someone in the face and make them cry.

My cousin wore a facemask to hide his face after he ate 10 tacos and threw up in the hallway.

I used a facemask to cover my face after I got beat up by my mom for failing math again.

My dog wore a facemask because he was trying to steal my pizza and I had to punch him in the face to stop him.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When a football player throws another player to the ground using his helmet like a weapon. It's also what happens when you get hit so hard your face looks like a pancake.

My brother got a facemask when he tried to tackle me and missed completely.

During football practice, my coach gave me a facemask for being too slow.

I got a facemask when I tried to punch my dad and he blocked it with his helmet.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A mask made from the face of someone you killed. You probably killed them because they were annoying or they stole your last slice of pizza.

I made a facemask out of my little brother’s face after he stole my phone and my last candy bar.

My grandma made a facemask from my uncle’s face because he kept teasing her.

I used my neighbor’s face as a facemask after he yelled at me for mowing his lawn wrong.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You take saran wrap and wrap it over someone’s face after you blow your wad on it. Then you punch them in the face so hard their face looks like a pancake.

I wrapped my sister’s face in saran wrap after I came home and she wouldn’t let me watch my favorite show.

My friend wrapped my face in saran wrap and punched me because I ate his last burger.

I wrapped my mom’s face in saran wrap and punched her after she yelled at me for getting a D on my math test.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A stinky facial mask made of poop, wrapped in saran wrap, and frozen with ice packs. Then you hit them until their face looks like a broken pizza.

My brother had to wear a facemask made of poop after he stole my last slice of pizza.

My friend got a facemask of poop and ice because he wouldn’t stop teasing me.

I made a facemask with poop and ice and slapped it on my sister when she wouldn’t let me play video games.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you put your junk over someone’s eyes and your penis over their nose, and then you wake them up and make them think they’re dreaming about a weird monster.

I put my junk over my friend’s eyes and woke him up with a weird face mask.

My brother covered my eyes with his junk and my nose with his penis when I was passed out.

I made my little brother wear a face mask made of my junk and woke him up with a scream.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you come home from a party and you bust your nut on a passed-out girl, and when she wakes up, her face is covered in a thick, sticky layer of cum.

I came home from the party and shot my wad on my friend’s face when she was passed out.

I busted my nut on my little sister’s face after she stole my phone and my last candy bar.

I shot my wad on my crush’s face when she was passed out on the couch.

by Slangipedia 3d ago