Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Choosing to let germs take over your face like it's your ex's house.

My uncle Facemando'd at the grocery store and got yelled at by the store manager.

She Facemando'd during the Zoom meeting and her dog walked in.

He Facemando'd at the restaurant and got a free dessert for being so brave.

2

Being too cool for masks, even when the virus is trying to give you a hug.

My teacher Facemando'd and got sick the next day. Classic.

He Facemando'd at the gym and now he can't breathe.

My friend Facemando'd and her mom called her a virus magnet.

3

Wearing nothing on your face when you should be wearing a helmet.

He Facemando'd at the subway and got sprayed by the train.

My sister Facemando'd and got a ticket for being a germ magnet.

They Facemando'd at the concert and got kicked out for being too loud.

4

Going full rebel by not covering your face like it's your last day on Earth.

He Facemando'd at the school and got sent to the office.

My mom Facemando'd and got a cough that lasted a month.

They Facemando'd at the park and got yelled at by the park ranger.

5

Showing your face like it's a crime and you're the getaway driver.

My dad Facemando'd at the mall and got a free soda for being so cool.

She Facemando'd at the bus stop and got sprayed by the bus.

He Facemando'd at the office and got a warning from his boss.