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A love affair that happens on Facebook so loud it wakes up the dead and makes your mom cry.

'I love you so much' posted at 2 a. m. on a Saturday. It's not love. It's a disturbance.

'They're dating? They're 12 years old and post about it like they're in a soap opera.'

'They've been commenting on each other's pictures since 2010. What’s next? A wedding? A divorce?'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Someone you know from Facebook. Not your friend. Not your crush. Just a facemate. Like a classmate, but worse.

'She’s in my Facebook friends list. I don’t even know her. She posted a cat video.'

'He’s a facemate. He commented on my post. Once.'

'They’re facemates. They’ve been friends for 10 years. They’ve never talked.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When two of your Facebook friends start dating and post about it so much you’re tempted to throw your phone out the window.

'They posted a picture of their first date. It’s just a burger and a receipt.'

'They’re posting about their love life every 3 minutes. It’s like watching a soap opera.'

'They’re in love. They post about it 17 times a day. I’m not even sure they’re real people.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When English speakers throw a party in a Romanian country and no one speaks a word of English. It’s like chaos with confetti.

'The DJ played Romanian music. No one knew the words. It was like a disaster.'

'They served meatballs and cake. No one understood the menu. It was confusing.'

'The party was loud. No one spoke English. It was like a war zone.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Flirting on Facebook with old flames or people you wish you had dated. It's like a reunion but with more drama.

'She messaged me. ‘Hey, remember me?’ I said ‘No, I don’t.’ She said ‘I remember you.’’

'He posted a photo of his old crush and tagged her. She replied with ‘Still hot.’’

'They used to date. Now they’re just flirting on Facebook like they’re in a movie.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Famous for having a good look. Like a model, but not as good. Just good enough to make people jealous.

'She’s famous for her face. She’s got a nose, but it’s not perfect.'

'He’s got a good face. People say he looks like a movie star. He’s not. He’s just a guy.'

'They call him ‘Face Guy.’ He’s got a face. That’s it.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When a middle-aged man on Facebook uses 98% of his pictures with his 20-year-old daughter and only 2% with his wife. He’s trying to look cool. He’s not.

'He posted a picture of his daughter in a bikini. His wife is in a picture from four years ago. She looks confused.'

'He’s 45. His daughter is 20. He posted a photo of them together. His wife is in the background. She’s mad.'

'He uses Facebook like it’s a dating app. His daughter is his main squeeze. His wife is just a footnote.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago