facelove

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The fake love you pretend to have for your friends on Facebook because you're too lazy to unfriend them and your self-esteem is broken.
I liked your post about your cat, but I don't even know your cat.
You sent me a message saying 'Hi' and I replied with 'Hello' because I'm too tired to be rude.
You're my friend on Facebook, but you're not my friend in real life, and I'm not even mad about it.
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A random person you friend on Facebook because they posted a photo of themselves eating pizza and you thought they were hot, but when you meet them, they look like they just got out of jail.
You friended someone because they posted a photo of a pizza and now you're stuck with them.
You thought they were a total legend, but now you're just stuck with them in real life.
They asked you out, and you said no because they looked like they had a bad day at the DMV.
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