Facelock

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A face so messed up from throwing up that it looks like your face got run over by a truck and then dipped in glitter.

I tried to look cool after puking, but my face looked like a raccoon got drunk and painted my face with neon vomit.

My facelock was so bad that my friend thought I had a face tattoo that said 'I survived the night.'

I did a facelock so hard that my mom called the hospital.

When your face becomes a disaster zone because you’re throwing up so much it looks like your face is on fire and covered in glitter.

My facelock was so bad my dog ran away screaming.

I did a facelock so fierce that my neighbor called the cops, thinking I was a murderer.

I looked like a zombie with glitter and a hangover.

Your face doing a full-on meltdown because you’re puking so much it looks like your face got hit by a glitter bomb and a punch to the gut.

I did a facelock so strong that my face got stuck in the toilet.

My facelock was so intense that my friend took a photo and posted it on TikTok.

I looked like a mad scientist who just exploded in a glitter lab.