facelips

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The meaty parts around your mouth that help you talk and make faces. Also called facelips because they're on your face and look like lips, but not the ones down below.
My facelips are so big, I could blow a trumpet and no one would hear me.
Why do you keep talking about your facelips? Are you trying to make me jealous of your mouth?
I don't have facelips, I have a mouth. And it's not even pretty.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The flaps of flesh you use to talk and eat. If you're confused between facelips and other lips, you're probably thinking about the wrong part.
I don't need facelips to eat pizza, I just need a mouth and a stomach.
My facelips are so dry, I could use them as a sandpaper.
Why do you call them facelips? That sounds like a mouth with a face.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The parts of your face that move when you talk, smile, or say something stupid. Also called facelips because they're on your face, not your crotch.
My facelips are so big, I could use them as a curtain.
I don't need facelips to make faces, I have a whole face.
My facelips are so fat, I could eat them for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The fleshy bits around your mouth that help you speak and make people roll their eyes. They're called facelips because they’re on your face, not your private parts.
My facelips are so big, they're starting to look like a donut.
I could talk forever with my facelips, but I still say stupid things.
My facelips are so flabby, they could be used as a pillow.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The pink parts of your face that help you talk and make faces. They are called facelips because they’re on your face, not your crotch.
My facelips are so big, I could use them to cover my whole mouth.
Why do you keep talking about your facelips? Are you trying to make me jealous?
I don’t have facelips, I have a mouth, and it’s not even pretty.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The fleshy parts of your face that move when you talk and make faces. They’re called facelips because they’re on your face, not your private area.
My facelips are so big, I could use them as a blanket.
I don’t need facelips to talk, I just need a mouth.
Why do you call them facelips? That sounds like a mouth with a face.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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