Facelining

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When you try to FaceTime someone but they don't have an iPhone and it goes to a landline voicemail like you called a grandma in the 80s.

I FaceTimed my mom and got a voicemail. She said, 'Is this a prank?'

I tried to call my brother and it went to his mom. He was like, 'Dude, what's wrong with you?'

I FaceTimed my uncle and he answered like it was a phone call from 1993.

When you slap on way too much makeup and your face looks like it has a border around it, like your head is a different color than your neck.

My face looked like I had a ring light on my head and my neck was in the dark.

I looked like a half-finished painting with a weird line around my face.

My face looked like it had a highlighter border and my neck was forgotten.

When you FaceTime your friend and draw a line on your phone screen so you can do a line together and it's the worst thing ever.

I FaceTimed my friend and we drew a line. It looked like we were trying to split the phone in half.

We did a line and it looked like we were arguing over a piece of pizza.

We did a line and it looked like we were trying to divide the phone like it was a kingdom.