FaceLine

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When you try to FaceTime someone but they’re like 'What the hell is this?' because they don’t have an iPhone and you just ended up talking to a landline voicemail like you’re a fool.

DM: 'I FaceTimed my mom and she said 'Is this a phone call? I thought I was dead.'

Text: 'I tried to FaceTime my dad and he answered like I was a ghost.'

Tweet: 'FaceTime my uncle and he said 'This is the most expensive voicemail I’ve ever heard.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you slap on so much makeup that your face looks like it’s got a border around it, like a stupid frame for a portrait, and your neck looks like it’s been abandoned.

DM: 'My face looks like a cake with a border and my neck is just plain bread.'

Text: 'I did my makeup and my face looks like it’s got a frame and my neck is just sad.'

Tweet: 'My face is like a painting with a border and my neck is just the back of the canvas.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you FaceTime your friend and you both do a line on your phone screen like you’re sharing a secret or trying to make it look like you’re in a movie.

DM: 'We FaceTimed and did a line like we were in a movie together.'

Text: 'I FaceTimed my friend and we did a line like we were in a thriller.'

Tweet: 'FaceTimed my bestie and we did a line like we were in a drama.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago