facelifters

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A punk band from Mystic, CT, who kick your ass with their bang. They got a MySpace page, and it's way better than yours.

MySpace is dead, but Facelifters are still alive and kicking.

They bang so hard, they made MySpace look like a sad little blog.

That band from Mystic CT is the only reason I still remember MySpace.

When you steal someone else's Facebook status and pretend it's your own, like you're cooler than you actually are.

She posted my status and said it was hers. I called her out, and she said she was 'a little cooler' than me.

He stole my quote and now everyone thinks he's deep. I'm just a copycat.

She used my quote, and I had to explain that she was just a glorified repost.

When someone sucks your junk like it's the last meal on Earth. Also called a head or a blowjob.

He sucked my junk so hard, I thought I was going to pass out.

She gave me a facelifter and I felt like I was in heaven.

That guy sucked my junk like it was a job interview.

A fake influencer who steals cool posts and acts like they made it up. They're not cool, they're just copying others.

He stole my post and acted like he was the king of the internet. I told him he was just a copycat.

She posted my video and said it was hers. I called her out, and she said I was jealous.

He took my quote and now he's telling everyone he's the best.

The first album from Alice In Chains, the best band ever. It came out in 1990 and it's all metal, no grunge nonsense.

That first Alice In Chains album is still the best. Grunge was just a phase.

Layne Staley sang like he was God. Jerry Cantrell played like he was born to rock.

That album was so good, I still listen to it when I'm sad.

The first album from Alice In Chains, the greatest band ever. It came out in 1990, and it's all metal, not grunge.

Layne Staley was like God, and Jerry Cantrell was like a rock god.

That album was so good, I still listen to it when I'm sad.

Mike Starr was better than Inez, and Sean Kinney was the best drummer ever.

When you change Facebook to look cooler, like you're trying to impress people who don't even care.

I changed Facebook to look cool, and my mom still doesn't get it.

She changed Facebook and now it's all pink. It's ridiculous.

He tried to make Facebook look cool, but it just looked like a kid's room.