Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Stealing someone's Facebook post and pretending it's yours. Like you're a thief who can't write their own thoughts.

Hey, look at my cool quote! It's totally original... I swear.

She posted the same thing I did last week. I'm the real one.

He copied my status and now he's famous. I'm just a ghost.

2

Taking a clever Facebook post and making it look like it came from your brain. You're a fraud with no ideas.

I saw that post and posted it. I'm not a fraud, I'm a genius.

That post was so good, I had to steal it. No shame.

He took my quote and now he's the king of cool.

3

Sucking someone's junk like it's a job. It’s also called a blow job or a head. You're a bottom with no dignity.

He was sucking my junk like it was his last meal.

She gave me a facelift and I didn't even know what hit me.

I took a face lift and now I'm the king of the bedroom.

4

Taking someone's awesome Facebook post and making it look like it's yours. You're a fake trying to be cool.

I posted that and now everyone thinks I'm the best.

She took my post and now she's the queen of the internet.

He stole my post and now he's the king of cool.

5

The first album from Alice In Chains, a band so good they make your brain explode. It came out in 1990 and it's all metal.

That album is so good it makes you cry.

I listen to it every day and it still kicks my ass.

That album is better than your brain.

6

The first album from Alice In Chains, a band so good they're like a god. It came out in 1990 and it's all metal.

That album is so good it makes you feel like a god.

I listen to it and it makes me feel like a king.

That album is better than your brain and your life.

7

Changing Facebook's look like it's a makeover. You're a fake trying to look cool.

They changed Facebook and now it's ugly.

I don't like the new look. It's like my brain exploded.

Facebook got a facelift and now it's the worst.