faceless podcast

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A loud, stupid radio show from the morning crew on kiss 100. It’s like a diary written by some anonymous bimbo in London who thinks she’s super cool. They read it out with a fake robot voice to hide her face and her terrible life choices.
'I woke up at 3 AM crying because my ex still follows me on Instagram.'
'My cat hates me now. I think it's revenge for my bad hair day.'
'I tried to cook eggs and I burned the whole kitchen down.'
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A podcast where some twerp in London writes about her dumb life and they read it out with a robotic voice like she’s some kind of genius. It’s been around for ages but now it’s popular because people are bored.
'I wore my pajamas to the grocery store and the cashier asked if I was homeless.'
'I tried to text my mom and I sent my ex a photo of my breakfast.'
'I cried in a toilet because my life is a disaster.'
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A stupid show from a radio station where some girl in London writes about her useless life. They use a fake voice to make it sound like she’s not a total mess. People listen to it now because they’re all crazy.
'I got a new haircut and it looks like a raccoon attacked me.'
'I tried to do my taxes and I now live in a different dimension.'
'I ate my feelings and now I’m a greasy mess.'
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