Faceless One Emperial

He showed up to the party and nobody even blinked. Just walked in like he owned the place.

I tried to roast him and he just laughed and said, 'You’re not even worthy of my face.'

He posted a picture of his back and it got 10,000 likes.

He flexed in the lobby and the security guard started crying. Just like that.

I asked him for a high five and he said, 'You’re lucky I’m in a good mood.'

He walked into a restaurant and the chef dropped the food. Just like that.

He posted a single tweet and I became his slave. No questions asked.

He showed up to my birthday and I forgot to bring a gift. He just said, 'It’s fine.'

He stared at me for five seconds and I had to go to the bathroom and cry.