faceless god

Fresh

0 views · Added 4d ago · 3 definitions

A god who hides in the dark and does sneaky deads out of sight to make your life easier

He did a dead in the back of the bus while I was crying on the floor

He slipped a $20 into my lunch bag when no one was looking

He made my math teacher forget my name on purpose

A ghostly god who gives deads when you need it most and hates your ex

He gave me a dead during my first heartbreak

He made my ex trip over a chair at the prom

He whispered in my ear during the worst breakup ever

A god who lives in the shadows and drops deads like a fat kid drops candy

He gave me a dead just before my big test

He dropped a dead in my mom's coffee

He slipped a dead into my backpack during lunch