faceless cat

My cousin is a faceless cat. He wears socks with sandals and still thinks he's a king.

My teacher called me a faceless cat because I fell asleep during the math test.

That guy at the mall who yelled at the cashier is a faceless cat.

My mom says my brother is a faceless cat because he talks too much and doesn't know anything.

My friend called the principal a faceless cat because he didn't give us extra credit.

That kid who tried to cheat on the test is a faceless cat.

My dad is a faceless cat. He tells the same joke every day and still thinks it's funny.

The guy who broke the vending machine is a faceless cat.

That boy who cried during the movie is a faceless cat.