faceless blonde

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Blond girls who are so average you can't tell them apart from a bag of potato chips.
I walked past three faceless blondes and I still don't know who was wearing the stupid shirt.
My mom says I'm a faceless blonde too. That's the nicest thing she's ever said to me.
At the mall, I tried to flirt with a faceless blonde and she just said, 'I'm dating my brother.'
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Blond girls who look the same as everyone else and no one even notices them.
I sat next to a faceless blonde on the bus and we had the same lunch.
My teacher called on a faceless blonde and I thought it was me.
I got lost in a sea of faceless blondes at the grocery store.
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Blond girls so plain they could be a commercial for generic cereal.
My cousin is a faceless blonde and she still got a boy to ask her to prom.
I tried to take a picture of a faceless blonde and it looked like a blurry potato.
I sat next to a faceless blonde and we both had the same zit.
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