facekicker

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A person who kicked your face so hard it felt like your nose got a black eye and your teeth said hello to the sidewalk.

My cousin facekicked me during a video game battle and I still haven't forgiven him.

That guy at the bus stop facekicked me for no reason. I'm still mad.

My dog facekicked me because I took his toy. He's a menace.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A drink that tastes like a bar fight and smells like regret. It will make you cry and then laugh at your own tears.

I drank a facekicker and now I'm on the floor laughing and crying at the same time.

My friend drank a facekicker and tried to flirt with a barista. It was a disaster.

I had a facekicker and now I can't remember my own name.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you use that old Sidekick phone to check Facebook and then get messages about your ex and your mom all at once. It’s like getting stabbed by your feelings.

I was checking Facebook on my Sidekick and my ex liked my post. I died a little inside.

My mom commented on my photo and my ex liked it. It was like being hit by a double whammy.

I got a notification that my crush messaged me. I almost fainted.

by Slangipedia 4d ago