facekick

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Using that stupid T-Mobile Sidekick to check Facebook on your phone like it's the only thing that matters. You get texts about everything your dumb friend does, and you can't stop looking at it.

I checked my Facebook 20 times today. My brain is fried.

My mom texts me every time my ex posts a photo. It's annoying.

I got a notification that my friend liked my post. I screamed.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A drink full of cheap liquor. You chug it like it's going to save your life.

I drank a facekick and it tasted like regret.

My friend gave me a facekick and I threw it up.

That facekick was so strong it made my teeth hurt.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Someone who hit you in the face so hard you saw stars. You're probably still sore.

My brother facekicked me and I cried.

That guy facekicked me in the cafeteria. I had lunch all over my shirt.

My dog facekicked me. I’m still mad.

by Slangipedia 4d ago