Facejump

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A total shocker where someone goes in for a kiss like they're stealing your lunch money and you didn't see it coming.
My buddy kissed my sister at the mall and she screamed like a banshee.
My crush kissed me in front of my friends and I turned red like a tomato.
My brother facejumped my mom while she was cooking and she dropped the soup.
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When you're on Facebook and you look at your mutual friends like they’re suspects in a crime and you go back and forth like a crazy person.
I was scrolling through mutual friends and I thought my ex was cheating on me.
I saw my crush’s mutual friends and I got a hard-on like a teen in the 90s.
I looked at my mutual friends and thought I was in a spy mission.
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