Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the nasty stuff you post on facebook to make others look stupid and yourself look cool

'Just saw my ex at the mall. Looks like she got fat and broke up with her boyfriend.'

'My mom posted a picture of her cat wearing a hat. It's the worst.'

'My brother's status says he's rich. He's not. He's just lying.'

2

the stupid stuff you post on facebook to show off and annoy everyone

'I got a 100% on my math test. Everyone else got 90%.'

'My dog ate my homework. It was a good day.'

'My friend's event is on Friday. I don't know why I care.'

3

the embarrassing stuff you post on facebook to make others laugh and you look bad

'I failed my science test. It was a total disaster.'

'My dad posted a video of me singing. It's the worst.'

'I wore socks with sandals to school. My friends laughed.'

4

the boring stuff you post on facebook to make others look important and you look lazy

'I spent the whole day on my phone. I did nothing.'

'My mom posted about her day. It was 10 minutes long.'

'My friend's status is about his pet. It's not interesting.'

5

the fake stuff you post on facebook to lie and make others believe you're cool

'I went to a concert. It was amazing.'

'I have 1,000 followers. I'm famous.'

'I got a new phone. It's the best.'