facejob

When your meat is getting licked by someone using their face like a sandwich. It's like your penis is getting a facial.

A loud and stupid yell you scream when someone shows you up and makes you look like an idiot. You might throw hands around your face like a crazy person.

A loud and stupid yell you scream when someone shows you up and makes you look like an idiot. You might throw hands around your face like a crazy person.

Getting a blowjob while you check your Facebook. It's like being a blumpkin but with more tongue and less dignity.

When you comment on someone's Facebook like you're their best friend, even though you barely know them. You're just trying to be cool.

A basketball move where you dunk over someone like you're the king of the court. You're showing them who's boss.