Facejected

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When you post something on Facebook and wait for someone to reply, but they ghost you like you're a deadbeat ex. You see them online every day and they still won't reply.

I tagged you in a post about my new haircut and you didn't even say 'nice job.'

I commented on your vacation photo and you ignored me like I was a spam message.

You posted a meme about your dog and I replied, but you never answered.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You message someone on Facebook, they see it, and they act like they're too good to reply. You see them online for days and they still don't respond.

I asked you if you wanted to hang out, and you just stared at my message like it was a bad movie.

I sent you a DM about my ex and you didn't even say 'tell me more.'

You saw my post about my job loss and you didn't even say 'awww.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You post something on Facebook and wait for someone to reply, but they're too lazy to even look at your message. You see them online every day, but they still don't respond.

I posted a photo of my new car and you didn't even say 'nice ride.'

I commented on your wall about your new job and you ignored me like I was a boring ad.

I sent you a message about my breakup and you didn't even say 'ouch.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You send a message on Facebook, and the person sees it, but they're too cool to reply. You see them online all week, but they still don't say a word.

I sent you a message about my new tattoo and you didn't even say 'that looks painful.'

I posted a status about my new pet and you didn't even say 'cuteness overload.'

I sent you a message about my failed relationship and you didn't even say 'that's rough.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You message someone on Facebook, they see it, and they act like you're not worth their time. You see them online daily, but they still don't reply.

I sent you a message about my new job and you didn't even say 'congrats.'

I posted a photo of my new house and you didn't even say 'nice upgrade.'

I sent you a message about my new car and you didn't even say 'nice ride.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago