Facejacking

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Stealing someone's Facebook because they left it logged in like a brain-dead idiot
My mom left her Facebook on and my brother posted that she was a vampire. Her friends believed it.
I logged into my crush's Facebook and changed his bio to say he was my boyfriend. He cried.
My cousin's Facebook was hijacked and he got 100 friend requests from fake accounts. He got mad.
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Going through a friend's friend list and stealing all their friends like a thief in the night
I stole 200 friends from my best friend. Now he has 5 friends and I have 1000.
My sister took 300 friends from my brother and now he has no life.
I took all my friend's friends and now I'm the most popular person in school.
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When a friend or enemy takes over your Facebook and posts stupid stuff to make you look like an idiot
My friend posted that I was a lousy dancer and put a video of me dancing badly. My face turned red.
My ex took over my Facebook and posted that I was a cheater. I got 100 messages from my friends.
My cousin took over my Facebook and posted that I was a total loser. I got 200 likes and it was embarrassing.
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Putting your own stupid stuff on someone else's Facebook like you're trying to brag
I posted my own stupid bio on my friend's Facebook and it said he was a loser. He got mad.
I posted that my friend was a total dork and he got 50 likes. I got 100 likes.
I posted that my friend was a total failure and he got 200 likes. I got 300 likes.
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When someone shares their login or leaves it logged in and another person starts spamming stupid stuff on their account
My friend left his Facebook on and I posted that he was a total dork. He got 20 likes.
I got my friend's login and posted that he was a total loser. His mom saw it.
My sister shared her login and I posted that she was a total failure. She got 10 likes.
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Changing someone's Facebook to say stupid stuff about them so they look like a total idiot
I changed my friend's bio to say he was a total dork and he got 20 likes.
I changed my sister's Facebook to say she was a total loser and she got 50 likes.
I changed my brother's Facebook to say he was a total failure and he got 100 likes.
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Looking at someone's Facebook pictures and getting a hard-on like a total pervert
I looked at my crush's Facebook pictures and got a hard-on. My face turned red.
I looked at my friend's Facebook pictures and got a hard-on. He saw me and laughed.
I looked at my sister's Facebook pictures and got a hard-on. My mom saw me and got mad.
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