facejacker

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You sneak onto someone's social media because they left their computer on and they're not there to stop you.

I logged into my mom's Facebook while she was at church. She found out when her ex showed up at her house.

My brother's girlfriend logged into his account while he was at work. He got a message from his mom: 'Are you cheating?'

My friend's dad left his laptop on. I posted a picture of him wearing pajamas with a dog on top.

Your friend (or enemy) takes over your Facebook to post silly stuff and make you look stupid.

My best friend took over my Facebook and posted a video of me singing in the shower. It got 500 likes.

My nemesis posted a status saying 'I hate you' on my page while I was in class.

My cousin took over my Facebook and posted a picture of me eating a whole pizza in one bite.

You post your own braggy stuff on someone's Facebook page pretending to be their friend or fan.

I posted on my teacher's Facebook: 'I love you.' She got 100 comments from students.

I posted on my crush's page: 'You are the best.' He thought I was his friend.

I posted on my mom's page: 'I am the best kid in the world.' She replied with a picture of me eating cereal for dinner.

You let someone use your Facebook login or leave it open, and they post stupid stuff on your account without you knowing.

My brother left his Facebook open, and my cousin posted a status that said 'My brother is a weirdo.'

My friend shared her password with her brother, and he posted a picture of her in pajamas at 2 a. m.

I left my laptop on, and my dad posted a message: 'I love my kids.' I was embarrassed.

You break into someone's Facebook and change their profile to say stupid or embarrassing stuff about them.

I changed my friend's profile to say 'I am the worst at math.' He got 20 likes.

I changed my teacher's profile to say 'I love my students, but I also hate homework.'

I changed my mom's profile to say 'I eat cereal at 2 a. m.' She was mad.

You touch yourself because you see someone's hot pictures on Facebook.

I saw my crush's picture on Facebook and touched myself in class.

I saw my friend's picture and touched myself in the bathroom.

I saw my teacher's picture and touched myself in my car.

Someone comments random and dumb stuff on your Facebook page, making you look silly.

My friend commented 'You are a weirdo' on my Facebook post about math homework.

My cousin commented 'I hate you' on my post about pizza.

My teacher commented 'I love you' on my post about eating cereal.