Faceitude

My mom's faceitude is 10. She fits 10 faces in her face before it explodes.

This cake has a faceitude of 3. It can hold 3 faces before it crumbles like a disgruntled toddler.

The faceitude of this guy's face is 1. It can only hold one face, and that's his own.

Her faceitude was on full display when she saw her grades. It looked like a war zone.

He had a faceitude so strong, it made the gym look weak.

That kid's faceitude was so bad, it got banned from the school.