faceism

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A crazy art style where everything looks like a face. Even if it’s just a blob, it’s still a face. Dali did this, and now kids spray-paint faces on every wall like they’re trying to make the whole city look like a big ugly family portrait.
I saw a dog on the sidewalk and it looked like my ex's face. That’s faceism, baby.
My math teacher’s face is on the ceiling. That’s faceism.
My little brother drew a hot dog and called it faceism. I cried.
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A messed-up way of thinking where you hate people just because their face looks like a dead frog. Faceists want to kill everyone who doesn’t look good. They torture people by dunking their heads in hot soup and then sticking their face on ice. It’s the worst.
My cousin’s face is like a dead raccoon. He’s a faceist target.
I got called a faceist because I said my dog looked like a potato. I deserved it.
My faceist uncle tried to freeze my face and now I have a headache.
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