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When someone is a tiny little meany with a laugh track; they turn tiny problems into big drama and then act like they’re the star of a reality show.
You spilled coffee on my shoes. Now I’m writing a 500-word essay about it on my blog.
I got a bad hair day. Now I’m texting everyone in my group chat about it.
He took one extra chip from my bag. Now he’s doing a victory dance in the middle of the grocery store.
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A person who’s so small-minded they think they’re the main character of a comedy; they get mad over nothing and make it sound like a big deal.
She got a free soda. Now she’s telling her best friend about it for three hours straight.
He took the last donut. Now he’s making a TikTok about it.
I sat next to him on the bus. Now he thinks I’ve ruined his life.
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When someone is a little bit of a pain but in a way that’s kind of funny; they argue about tiny stuff like it’s a war.
He got a B on his test. Now he’s crying in the hallway and blaming me.
She used my pen. Now she’s fighting me over it in the lunchroom.
He sat in my seat. Now it’s a full-blown argument at the end of the school day.
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Someone who’s like a kid who got a scratch and thinks it’s a monster; they turn little things into huge problems and then laugh about it later.
I tripped in the hallway. Now I’m telling everyone about it like it was a big event.
He got a bad grade. Now he’s giving a speech about it in the cafeteria.
She forgot her lunch. Now she’s making a whole story about it on her phone.
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A person who’s so tiny-minded they think they’re the hero of a sitcom; they get angry about tiny things and make everyone else watch their drama.
He took the last cookie. Now he’s doing a full speech about it in front of the class.
She got a bad haircut. Now she’s telling everyone about it for an hour.
I sat in his spot. Now it’s a full-blown battle in the hallway.
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