Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A love-hate connection where you only see each other's face on a screen and wish you were dead.

'I miss you but I also miss my life.'

'Why do you look like a ghost on Zoom?'

'I’d rather be in jail than on this video call.'

2

When you’re in a relationship but only see each other’s face, like it’s a punishment.

'This is worse than doing homework with my brother.'

'Why do you look like you're in a horror movie?'

'I just want to end this.'

3

A fake relationship where you only talk through a screen and hope it ends soon.

'We’re just pretending to be in love.'

'This is like a bad movie.'

'I can’t wait for this to be over.'

4

A long-distance connection that feels like you're stuck with each other on a video.

'I miss you, but I also miss my sanity.'

'Why do you look so angry on FaceTime?'

'I’d rather be alone than stuck with you on a call.'

5

A relationship that only survives because you see each other’s face on a screen.

'I’m tired of your face.'

'This is like a never-ending Zoom meeting.'

'I’d rather be in a fight than on this call.'

6

A connection that only lasts because you’re forced to look at each other’s face on a video.

'Why do you look like you’re about to cry?'

'This is the worst part of my day.'

'I just want to shut this off.'