facehump

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To beat someone so bad in a competition that they’re left in the dust, usually in video games. You’re so good, you make them look like a clueless toddler.

I facehumped him in Fortnite. He didn’t even know what hit him.

She facehumped my grandpa in Mario Kart. He cried like a baby.

He facehumped me in Call of Duty. I got murdered in 3 seconds.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The person who gets facehumped is the biggest loser. Everyone laughs at them, and they probably have no idea what just happened.

My facehumpage was so bad, my friends took videos of it.

He got facehumped so hard, he had to go to the hospital.

She facehumped me so bad, my mom came in and asked what was wrong.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You facehump someone by making a humping motion with your groin, and then you slap their face. It’s the ultimate flex.

He facehumped me in the lobby. Everyone was watching.

She facehumped her brother. He got so mad, he threw a chair.

I facehumped my dad. He said I was a disgrace.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Facehump is the worst thing that can happen to you. It’s like getting beat up by a kid who just learned how to fight.

I got facehumped in the middle of a game. It was so embarrassing.

He got facehumped by a kid. Everyone laughed at him.

She got facehumped by her crush. She cried like a baby.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You don’t facehump people who are already struggling. That’s just being a total jerk.

Facehumping a kid with Down Syndrome is just being a meanie.

You don’t facehump people who are already sad.

Facehumping a grandpa is like kicking a puppy.

by Slangipedia 3d ago