facehug

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A smelly, sweaty face-to-face hug that feels like you're trying to suffocate each other with your breath and your bad life choices. People usually do this to look cute, but it’s just gross.

My cousin facehugged me during a Zoom call and I almost threw up.

My girlfriend facehugged me at the airport and I didn’t get off the plane for 2 hours.

My dog facehugged my brother and now he has a rash.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you go up to someone, fling your arms like a lunatic, grab their head like it’s a pizza, and smash your face into their chest like you're trying to eat them.

At the bar, I facehugged a guy who looked like he just ran a marathon and he fell over.

I facehugged my friend at a party and now he thinks I’m a weirdo.

I facehugged my teacher and got detention for life.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You send fake hugs to your Facebook friends like they’re your long-lost brothers. It’s just you clicking a button and pretending you care.

I facehugged 100 people on Facebook and none of them replied.

I facehugged my ex and he just stared at me like I was a ghost.

I facehugged my mom and she said, ‘Why are you doing that?’

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You press your face against something like it’s your last day on Earth. You can do it to your dog, your beer, or your math test. It’s like a weird way of showing how much you love or hate something.

I facehugged my dog and he licked my face like it was a snack.

I facehugged my math test and it got a D+

I facehugged my sister and she said, ‘Why are you doing that?’

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A dirty sexual thing where someone shoves their face in your butt and either farts or poops in your face. It's the worst. You’re not even sure if it’s love or just revenge.

My boyfriend facehugged me and I had to wash my face 10 times.

At the party, my friend facehugged someone and they ran out screaming.

My sister facehugged my brother and now he’s a ghost.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Two people lie face to face, wrap their arms around each other’s face like it’s a love letter, and try to look cute. It’s just fake friendship and way too much eye contact.

My friend and I facehugged at the park and it was like we were in a movie.

My brother and I facehugged and now we’re best friends for life.

My mom and dad facehugged and I got a nosebleed.

by Slangipedia 3d ago