Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who can't stop liking and sharing stuff on Facebook, even when it's stupid.

I just liked this photo of my cat wearing a hat. Why? Because I'm a facehore.

My facehore cousin posted 12 videos of his dog eating cereal. I'm not even mad.

I shared this meme 7 times. My facehore status is confirmed.

2

A human who lives on Facebook and can't stop posting, liking, or commenting.

My facehore aunt commented on my grandpa's status. He didn't even know what a comment was.

I got 10 likes for a post about my sandwich. I'm a facehore.

My facehore brother posted a selfie at 2 AM. It was a crime.

3

A person who spends all day on Facebook like it's their job and they're paid in likes.

My facehore mom liked my post about my pet goldfish. I didn't even tell her about the goldfish.

I'm a facehore. I posted a status about my feelings. No one cares.

My facehore friend shared my post 12 times. It was like a marathon.

4

A human who can't stop liking, commenting, and sharing on Facebook like it's their life.

My facehore uncle commented on my grandpa's post. He's not even on Facebook.

I'm a facehore. I shared my lunch. It was a crime against humanity.

My facehore cousin posted a status about the weather. It was a tragedy.

5

A person who lives on Facebook and can't stop sharing stuff even when it's nonsense.

My facehore sister shared my post 20 times. I didn't even ask her to.

I'm a facehore. I commented on my dog's post. He didn't even know what a comment was.

My facehore dad posted a status about his feelings. It was a disaster.

6

A human who can't stop liking and sharing on Facebook like it's their religion.

I'm a facehore. I liked my dog's post 15 times. He didn't even know what a like was.

My facehore mom posted a status about her feelings. It was a tragedy.

My facehore brother shared my post 10 times. It was a miracle.