Faceholing

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When you open Facebook for a minute and end up wasting three hours of your life. You look like a failure and have no idea how to explain why your day was a total disaster.
I opened Facebook to check my mom’s status and now it’s 3 a. m.
I logged on to reply to one comment and now I’m stuck in a fight with my ex’s cousin.
I opened Facebook to check my news feed and now I can’t remember my own name.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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It's the hole in your face where your mouth is. Used to talk, eat, and spit out insults.
My facehole is so loud it wakes up my neighbors.
He used his facehole to yell at me for not doing my homework.
She used her facehole to complain about my bad hair.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A facehole is someone who comments on every single post like they're the king of Facebook and everyone else is a peasant.
She commented on my post like it was the most important thing ever.
He left a comment on my status like I was his best friend and he was my king.
She commented on my photo like I was famous.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A facehole is the hole in your face used for eating, talking, and yelling at people.
He used his facehole to yell at me for eating his chips.
She used her facehole to talk about how bad my hair looks.
He used his facehole to eat my lunch.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A facehole is someone who starts a fight on Facebook like they're the best at it and they're not going to stop until you're broken.
He started a fight with me on Facebook and won’t stop.
She started a fight over my dog’s name and it lasted for days.
He fought me on Facebook and now my entire family is in it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A facehole is a stupid, rude, annoying person who talks too much and everyone hates them.
My uncle is a facehole and he won’t stop talking.
My neighbor is a facehole and he won’t stop yelling.
My teacher is a facehole and she won’t stop grading my work.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A facehole is someone who is not only a total jerk, but also an assface. They are the worst kind of person.
He's a facehole and an assface, and he won't stop being annoying.
She's a facehole and an assface, and she won't stop talking.
He's a facehole and an assface, and he won't stop fighting me.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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