facehole

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A facehole is someone who can't resist adding a snarky remark to every post they see on Facebook, like they're paid to be a pain in the ass.

You post a photo of your dog, and they comment, 'That dog looks like it’s been hit by a truck.'

Your friend shares a birthday wish, and they reply, 'Happy birthday, loser.'

You update your status to 'I’m tired,' and they write, 'No kidding.'

A facehole is just a mouth, a piehole, and a face cave all stuck together, like they're one big mess of stupidity.

They post a photo of their breakfast and say, 'This is the best meal I’ve ever had.'

They comment on a movie review, 'That movie was worse than my ex's cooking.'

They argue about the weather and say, 'You're wrong, and you always are.'

A facehole is someone on Facebook who thinks they can beat you in a verbal fight, even though they're just making things up as they go.

They start a fight over a meme and don't stop until they've insulted your mom.

They argue about the best pizza topping and say, 'You're the worst person I’ve ever met.'

They write a whole paragraph just to say, 'You're an idiot.'

A facehole is someone who's not just an asshole, but an assface who talks out of their ass and makes everyone around them suffer.

They post a comment about your hair and say, 'You look like a raccoon.'

They argue with you about the meaning of life and say, 'You're the dumbest person I know.'

They send you a message and say, 'You're the worst, and I hate you.'

A facehole is someone with an ugly face and a mouth that doesn't know when to stop talking, like they've got nothing better to do.

They post a picture of their face and say, 'This is how I look every day.'

They argue with you about something tiny and say, 'You're the worst person I’ve ever met.'

They comment on your post and say, 'You look like you've been hit by a bus.'

A facehole is when you log on Facebook to check something quick, but you end up wasting three hours of your life doing nothing important.

You log on to check your messages and end up scrolling for three hours.

You start a conversation and it turns into a three-hour argument.

You open Facebook for one minute and end up watching videos for three hours.

A facehole is just the mouth, like it's the only thing that matters in the whole damn world.

They post a comment that's just one word: 'Loser.'

They argue about a movie and say, 'That movie was the worst ever.'

They send a message that's just, 'You're an idiot.'