Facehead

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A stupid insult for anyone with a face. It’s like saying someone is a face on a head, which everyone is. You use it when you’re too lazy to think of a real insult. Then you follow up with stuff like 'noseface' or 'shoefoot' because you’re too dumb to stop.
You call your mom a facehead because she asked why you didn’t text her back.
Your friend is a facehead because he said 'Why would anyone eat pizza?'
Your teacher says you're a facehead because you drew on the desk with crayon.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Getting facehead means you got a face full of something while on Facebook. It's like getting a face full of spit from your annoying cousin during a Zoom call.
'You got facehead during my live stream!'
He said I got facehead after I ate the last of the chips.
My dog got facehead when I put his face in the toilet.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Facehead is when you can't remember someone’s name and make up something stupid to cover it up. You use it when you're too embarrassed to say you don't know who they are.
'Hey facehead, what's your name?'
I called the guy at the store facehead because I didn’t know who he was.
She said 'facehead' because she didn't remember my name.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Facehead is the less rude way of saying 'f*** head.' It’s like saying someone is an idiot, but with less swearing and more confusion.
'You're a facehead because you put your shoes on backwards.'
He called me facehead because I spilled my drink on his shirt.
She said I was a facehead for eating the last donut.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Facehead is like being a dumb, ugly, and idiot person who checks Facebook so much they forget how to live. They update their status more than they breathe.
'I'm a facehead because I checked Facebook 7 times in 5 minutes.'
He said he's a facehead because he posted his lunch on Facebook 3 times.
She called me a facehead because I was on Facebook during class.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Facehead is when someone is so clueless or crazy they act like they’re in a horror movie. It’s like being a confused kid who doesn’t know what’s going on.
'You're a facehead because you thought the sky was green.'
He said I was a facehead because I talked to a chicken.
She called me a facehead because I yelled at my phone.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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