facehat

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A facehat is someone who would be amazing to have on your face while you give them a good tongue-lashing.
Hey, you're a facehat. I'd let you lick my face all day.
That guy in the back is a facehat. He’s probably licking my face right now.
My girlfriend is a facehat. I give her oral pleasure every morning.
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A facehater is someone who hates Facebook so much they call it fagbook and say everyone on it is a fagbooker.
That guy is a facehater. He called Facebook fagbook and said I was a fagbooker.
My mom is a facehater. She thinks Facebook is for fags and fagbookers.
That kid is a facehater. He said my face was fagbook and I was a fagbooker.
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Facehat is a band from Florida that plays loud music and makes you want to punch your face.
That band Facehat is loud. I want to punch my face after every song.
Facehat is from Florida. Their music is so loud, I punch my face every day.
Facehat is a band. They punch my face with their music.
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Facehat is when a woman puts her legs behind her head and gives you a mouthful of action.
That woman did a facehat. I got a mouthful of action.
My sister does a facehat. She puts her legs behind her head and gives me a mouthful.
That girl is doing a facehat. I can't breathe from the mouthful.
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