faceHarmony

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When Facebook and eHarmony team up to make your life a mess. You friend someone and suddenly you're supposed to be in a relationship with them like they're your long lost love.

Hey, I added you on Facebook, so we’re dating now.

You friend me, so that means we’re officially together. No questions asked.

I’m not doing this. I just wanted to post memes.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

It’s like Facebook and eHarmony had a baby and it’s trying to make you both suffer. You friend someone, and they think you’re ready to get married.

You added me? So that means we’re engaged now.

Friend me, marry me. No time for nonsense.

I didn’t sign up for this. I just wanted to see your cat.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When Facebook and eHarmony join forces to ruin your day. You friend someone, and now you’re in a relationship with a stranger. No one asked for this.

I added you on Facebook. That’s it. We’re together now.

Don’t even think about ignoring me. I friend you, so we’re dating.

I just wanted to message you about the math test. Not this nonsense.

by Slangipedia 4d ago