Faceguitarwii-book

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A cursed Nintendo Wii that forces you to log into Facebook, play Guitar Hero like it’s your last day on Earth, and blast sound like your mom’s loudspeaker.
My Faceguitarwii-book broke my ears and my soul. I’m still logged into Facebook.
I tried to play Guitar Hero and now my dog is singing along. It’s terrifying.
I connected my Wii to my mom’s receiver and now her loudspeaker is yelling at me.
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A Nintendo Wii that’s been tampered with by a madman who wants you to suffer through Facebook, Guitar Hero, and surround sound all at the same time.
I turned on my Faceguitarwii-book and my sister started crying. It was beautiful.
My Faceguitarwii-book is so broken it’s now a portal to my childhood nightmares.
I used my Faceguitarwii-book and now my neighbor is texting me death threats.
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A Nintendo Wii that’s been hacked by a drunk man who added Facebook, Guitar Hero, and surround sound because he thought it would make life easier.
I tried to log into Facebook on my Faceguitarwii-book and now my fridge is texting me.
My Faceguitarwii-book made my cat start playing Guitar Hero. It’s haunting.
I used my Faceguitarwii-book and now my dad is singing along to every song. It’s a war.
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